Cowboy rides into town, pulls up in front of the saloon. Dismounts, walks back to the rear of the horse, lifts the tail, and kisses the horse's arse. Walks into the saloon. Saloonkeeper has been peering out, has taken this all in. Cowboy asks for a double whiskey. Saloonkeeper offers cowboy the drink on the house if he will explain what he was doing behind the horse. Cowboy says simply, "Chapped lips." Saloonkeeper asks, you mean that prevents chapped lips? No, says the cowboy, it just keeeps me from licking my lips.
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A guy who been a flasher all his life confides to a friend that he is thinking about giving that up. Friend asks why, reminds the flasher that he has gotten a lot of pleasure from doing that, has never reallly harmed anyone, and so why give it up now? Flasher mulls it over, and says yeah, maybe you have a point....I think maybe I'll stick it out.
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Flasher walks past a park bench where three elderly women are seated. He does his thing (flashes)...the lady on the end has a stroke, the one in the middle does also, third woman unable to....she can't reach it.
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Two five-year olds are in the men's room, peeing. One looks at the other's peepee, and exclaims, yours looks a lot different than mine does. The other kid says yes, mine was circumcised right after I was born. The other kid asks "did it hurt a lot?" "You bet it did," said the other kid, "I couldn't walk for almost a year."
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